There’s no delicate way to say this, so you’re just going to have to watch the tape and take our word for it.
Long story short, a man came home to find a pile of crap in front of his house. He figured it was from a dog, and so went to check the tape from his security cameras.
It wasn’t a dog.
Amazon apologized for the crappy actions of their worker and offered him “a gift card for his inconvenience and troubles.”
The worker — much like his bowels — was released.